Santa Claus awards CRC with the Christmas delivery contract
Chain Reaction Cycles are pleased to announce that they have been awarded the lucrative Christmas Delivery Contract. The CRC high speed delivery team will be replacing the old fashioned Elves and Flying Reindeer squadrons with their modern systems which where proved to be 3% faster and more reliable in recent top secret tests. In a statement, the CRC boss said "We have the greatest respect for the 'Old Fashioned' style of Christmas Eve delivery and we have learnt a lot from the old guard. However now is the time for a modern, faster approach" MR Claus said "We have arranged a very healthy retirement package for the Elves and Reindeers and they now look forward to a very well earned rest" CRC are also in serious negotiations with 'Tooth Fairy & Co' and 'The Easter Bunny Ltd'. www.chainreactioncycles.comLatest news
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